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theriotmag: Feminists do not want you to lose custody of your children. The assumption that women are naturally better caregivers is part of patriarchy. Feminists do not like commercials in which bumbling dads mess up the laundry and competent wives have to bustle in and fix it. The assumption that women are naturally better housekeepers is part of patriarchy. Feminists do not want you to...
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I have just written the following sentence: “All dogs want to know that their owners love them, and lots of praise – scratching behind the ears, loving hugs and plenty of reinforcements that they’re a “good girl” – is one of the best ways to keep them happy.” I am beginning to suspect that being in a relationship with me is sometimes a bit like having a dog…
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Society as a kid: Be whatever you want! Follow your dreams! Nothing is impossible! The sky is the limit! Society as you get older: That’s not realistic. You’ll never make money that way. Not in this economy. Good luck being homeless. 
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damngruchy: hailthelordylordypicca: i wish someone loved me the way Jay Gatsby loves Daisy NO YOU DON’T
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dragonpikachu: i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants: aiyuwithoutatrace: wegotplansforsammy: wibblywobblytimeturners: somewherethats-green: the worst fuckin thing is “oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW” “do you draw? you do? DRAW ME” like no “you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY” “you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW” “You speak that language?! Say...
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gorgeousdarren: when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
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soloontherocks: k-iller-queen: thenaebyrd777: inhalers: tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with the fact that this would work on me has me concerned I thought this said “edible females” I had to reread three times to figure out that it didn’t say edible females This would absolutely work on me. See also: every...
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slisshh: I had a dream that young Tim Curry was The Doctor. He had a white tuxedo and rode a penny farthing and nothing hurt.
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